Shtoopid Dave... CrazinessWho I'd like to meet:nobody... I don't believe a compatible person exists... so I'm no longer looking... besides, who the hell can handle all my cussing and bitching? If you believe you're that person, email me! Quirks Dave Has: Not to sound like a total dick, but here's some shit that the Internet has exposed me to a little too much ignorance. Don't send me chain mail, I already know I'm going to have shit luck and maybe die in the next 10 minutes with no love life and no friends. In fact, I delete your stupid chain mail just to test fate! I hate phones, I hate talking on them, I hate hearing them ring... I prefer to be text messaged. You can SMS me at Yahoo with a short code, message me and if I like you, I'll give you the short code! It's the only reason I use their shitty messenger client. You may request me to add you, or email me (anything at this domain name). I had to disable people who aren't on my list from messaging me, the web whore spam on Yahoo (please look at my slutty pictures!) is too much to deal with. I'm not changing my username, I've had it since Yahoo was born. Click here for more quirks... this page deals with ignorance in general. It gets pretty ugly and colorful, so as a warning, I'll tell you this: if you thought this page was bad, go away. 
My hobbies include:Waiting to die... Building crappy websites... Running a forum... Oh, and I like taking pictures... Go Look?! |