About Shtoopid Dave...

I am a bored computer tech who is still living in the middle of nowhere. I used to build websites. It seems that customers, even extremely rich ones, had trouble affording what I would consider to be a VERY reasonable rate for a large website. Oh well, too much bullshit. Also, living here and not being a native of Linn County also causes some issues. I did good work and I didn't charge very much (a mere $30 per hour for a house call) for it, I didn't screw my customers... it was still hard to get work. Also the failing economy that President Pig Eyes started made EVERYTHING difficult. I can't wait to see what kind of nightmare Osamabama brings to the table.

I cuss a lot... get over it. Fucker!I used to dry clean carpet, but due to some of my customers just being dicks, and because I fried my back, ankles, and knees pretty bad, I no longer do that either. I've reached the end of the Internet and need something more to do... and someone to do it with. No, not sex, get your mind out of the gutter... but that's not a bad idea either. I need a hobby...

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Tubby Tweaker Tweak is my cat. He's roughly 25 pounds of fat and hair. He's my baby and my fuzzy adopted son. I got him from a pet store while searching for fish medication with Mom. She saw him lying upside down in a hammock and felt that I needed him. Well, she was right, I did and I'm very glad he's here, especially since I lost Spaz whom I still terribly miss. He's very lovable, loyal and demanding... the fact that he's so cute keeps him alive... just kidding... maybe not, he's a real handful, figuratively and literally speaking. I love him as if he were my child.

I run a forum about Linn County, KS. Not all good, not all bad... It's been there for years, but just recently has become slightly popular. You should join. Whether or not you're from the area or live in the area, maybe you've just passed through it.

I spend a lot of time on IRC (Internet Relay Chat), you can join me on be there, most likely not.

You can download and install mIRC for Windows or Konversation for Linux. The links may or may not work, so I included the information below:
server: us.undernet.org
port: 6667
channel: #Boredom.Inc
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Words of Wisdom
If you've been hurt by a man, there's no reason to start sucking pussy... I've been hurt by every woman I've ever met and I'm not going to suck dick!
If something seems too good to be true... it is!
Life sucks like an expensive whore...
Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die!
All people suck, very few are good at it!

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